Come on now..what made you think you had a chance of getting in here?  Its strikes me that your ambition far outstrips the ounce of talent or ability that some may mislead you into believing you possess.  You might as well lie down in the middle of the street.  A grumbling dog, chasing rabbits in a ridiculous dream about chicken bones has more chance of sparking my interest and is far better adjusted to cope with the harsh realities of modern life than you will ever be.

I hope you are not overly dismayed by my directness will use this constructive criticism to develop an understanding of just how much I despise you and everything you stand for.




About Roy Smith

Roy Smith lives in the Medway Towns, where he works with young people and spends a lot of time writing nonsense and enjoying himself. Most of his writing happens at night and other inconvenient moments, when he is regularly interrupted by his dog and the desire to play old video games.

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