In case you have mistaken my polite silence as an encouragement, please understand that my intentions are far less generous.  I have burnt the 50 or so stories you have sent me in a small metal bin that I keep by my desk which is labelled ‘crap’.  Try, try and try again is a wonderful approach that many advocate as the key to success, unfortunately your efforts represent a downward spiral of repetition that leaves me in a state of exasperated boredom.  Please stop.



About Roy Smith

Roy Smith lives in the Medway Towns, where he works with young people and spends a lot of time writing nonsense and enjoying himself. Most of his writing happens at night and other inconvenient moments, when he is regularly interrupted by his dog and the desire to play old video games.

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