On this fine morning I would like to discuss the notion of creative collapse. This unfortunate ailment is so often the result of the over enthusiastic pursuit of some idea or another, to a completely illogical and unsatisfying end. It is rarely interesting and is a sign of mediocrity. Do not romanticise your writers block or ridiculous struggle with the muse; you are dull. Some say write what you see, but I’d sell my eyes for stones before I let them drop on the fetid landscape of your psyche. Creative collapse is often a sign of poor foundations, you built your bridge of paper and now its raining. There is nothing to be redeemed from this.