twenty5th

Okay….I get it…  Did you really think that by repeatedly sending me the same rubbish that it would get better by itself?  The third time I received ‘The Dragon Lady’s Red Hat’ I rubbed my eyes with astonishment, took my pills and chucked it out a window.  I remember a short squeal as it struck some unfortunate below.  Do you see?  The pain you cause is quite unacceptable.  At least twenty percent of the book adds nothing to your narrative, instead it meanders around bitching about your various pet hates and rubbing your over inflated ego.  I hope you look back and realise your hopeless pursuit of fame was nothing more than a huge waste of time.

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About Roy Smith

Roy Smith lives in the Medway Towns, where he works with young people and spends a lot of time writing nonsense and enjoying himself. Most of his writing happens at night and other inconvenient moments, when he is regularly interrupted by his dog and the desire to play old video games.

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