Twonine

I would like to give you some positive feedback, but on this occasion find myself entirely without a clue as to what possessed you to commit such a pointless and unappealing jumble of thought to the page. It even lacks merit as an exercise in demonstrating uselessness to junior editors, who would no doubt leave the business in despair faced with the threat that they may one day too be required to consume something of a nature half as base as this. I return your manuscript in hope that one day you will come to terms with the undeniable fact that you have been wasting your time.

Regrettably

Ff.

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About Roy Smith

Roy Smith lives in the Medway Towns, where he works with young people and spends a lot of time writing nonsense and enjoying himself. Most of his writing happens at night and other inconvenient moments, when he is regularly interrupted by his dog and the desire to play old video games.

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