3erty4th

This is the second time it has been necessary for me to write to you this week and it causes me much consternation to repeat myself and so, instead of criticizing your stationary choices I feel it would be more beneficial to examine some of you other shortcomings like: your lazy research; tedious use of dialect; predictable characters with little substance and no charm; your scruffy presentation; late submissions to the wrong address; heavily plagiarized plot themes from well known (if poorly written) 80s action films. I could go on, but even venting the anger you inspire would be insufficient reward for further discussion of anything associated with you.

AR

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About Roy Smith

Roy Smith lives in the Medway Towns, where he works with young people and spends a lot of time writing nonsense and enjoying himself. Most of his writing happens at night and other inconvenient moments, when he is regularly interrupted by his dog and the desire to play old video games.

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